Ok but seriously how can anyone NOT reblog this
||And then I saw Slowtails, and life had meaning again.
You don’t even need to be in to Pokemon to realize how badass some of these are
Voltsian looks like a red version of the Chesire from Alice: Madness returns
for some reason, these dudes following me on twitter and tumblr seem to believe that pornography is a necessity and that it is MY responsibility to supply them with free content or “samples”. they really expect me to totally disregard my JOB in order to give them what they want, and it’s absolutely laughable. porn is a luxury, and just like any other luxury; if you can’t afford it, you don’t get it. that, or you buy it anyway and face the consequences later 😅
if you want a sample, you better be giving me a sample of that cash ;)
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
[FINE WHATEVER. NOW DESIGN YOUR CHARACTER.]
White, Thin But Fit Able Body
[I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING]
With a Scruffy Beard
his naked neck …
Oh, blue eyes, and the fucking eyebrows of seduction!
Damn it, all I want is to fuck this man once, is that too much to ask?
I feel the same way, and it doesn’t seem like too much to ask!